After my girlfriend bought a kamagotchi she dumped me. I don’t think the two are necessarily related. She got bored of the kamagotchi in two days and it starved to death. When she left me she abandoned the kamagotochi, but you break up with a person not their virtual pets.
I knew it would be churlish to take my resentment out on my girlfriend’s kamagotchi, so I took it out on vodka and dream pop.
I reset the kamagaotchi. Grateful for my care it encouraged me to publish my short stories here – and try to make a living doing what I enjoy.
At My Girlfriend’s Got A Kamagotchi, my girlfriend’s kamagotchi and I post original short stories for children who want to be treated more like grownups, and grownups who lament the childhood they left behind.
So if you like any of the following: gibbons, beanbags, dinosaurs, frogs, words, falafel, celluloid, drive-ins, second hand shops, gimcrack, chillin’, chameleons, oceans, boats, fish, tripping up, sneezing, slinky wars, yo-yos and thumb wrestling – check out of reality, and check in to My Girlfriend’s Got A Kamagotchi!