- Warm Fuzzy vs Cold PricklyTo paraphrase Tim Rogers - At 12 years old who knew it came down to choosing sides?
- Weird VibesThese are the vibes my girlfriend's Kamagotchi and I picked up
- Jim MonogamyPoor Jim Monogamy
- GonzalosThe Vegetarian Mosquito from Bolivia
- Phil PhilandersAyeeeah - Go get 'em Phil!
- RositaThe Argentinean Heifer
- Tedious GiraffeThis is how everyone else saw the Tedious Giraffe
- The Pity MonsterFeeding on the discarded pity of fools who think they're too good to be pitied

















