- Love CankersThe Love Cankers I suffered after my girlfriend left me
- Gonzalos on a LifeboatThe Vegetarian Mosquito trapped on a lifeboat
- The Pity MonsterFeeding on the discarded pity of fools who think they're too good to be pitied
- Tedious GiraffeThis is how everyone else saw the Tedious Giraffe
- Ko, Tu & EnUnivalve Parasites
- Wot-Ev-RrrrMy ex-girlfriend's Whatevering
- RositaThe Argentinean Heifer
- Weird VibesThese are the vibes my girlfriend's Kamagotchi and I picked up