- Warm Fuzzy vs Cold PricklyTo paraphrase Tim Rogers - At 12 years old who knew it came down to choosing sides?
- Sex BurnThe Sex Burn my girlfriend left behind when she left
- Phil PhilandersAyeeeah - Go get 'em Phil!
- RositaThe Argentinean Heifer
- Love CankersThe Love Cankers I suffered after my girlfriend left me
- GonzalosThe Vegetarian Mosquito from Bolivia
- The Pity MonsterFeeding on the discarded pity of fools who think they're too good to be pitied
- Tedious GiraffeThis is how everyone else saw the Tedious Giraffe

















